Ho Ho Ho,
greetings from the motherland...what a time so far, I will just give short tidbits and use your imagination...first my new phone, i can get free text messages so write your heart away; my # is 827339507 and you must type 00258 for like an area code or something first, ill text you back if you i got it...um where do i start... for tatum, taking a bucket bath under the milky way while malaria filled mosquitoes surround you, and yes i cover my penis steve...you aint never had breakfast until you have eaten a fried egg covered in oil over top pan fried french fries at 645 am, yummy...i live with a good family, they have all kinds of f'n animals, and i eat meat a lot...all the little kids yell "mulungo" and then run up to you and follow you, come my children...Eu sou voluntaria do Corpo de Paz...i shit outside into the ground, not to bad but it has no ventilation...African women want me to marry them and bring them back to America, it is not tempting be cause I have Laura...Prolly wont get back to the internet until mid december, so it is your responsibility to text me lions and UM scores each weekend...thats about it, not too much, havent seen any national geographic type animals...o wait the first day i got to my family, they put on the only dvd they had, r kelly playing so i sang pissin on me quite funny, k got to go love you all peace
Mozambican Millionaire
2 months ago

1 comment:
umm No,marrying African women to bring them back to the US should not be tempting even for humanitarian reasons!!!! Hellooooo...
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